You Don't Have to Be Here In Fact Get The Hell Out All Right You Can Stay
I was watching Days of Thunder last night on CBS
and they played the first half-hour of the movie without any commercials.
But, the second half-hour had 9 minutes of commercials in 3 separate interruptions.

Some restaurants serve glasses of soda that are like tv movies:
This soda they gave me is in a glass shaped almost like a funnel.
The first few gulps hardly seem to affect the level of fluid.
Yet towards the end, one pull on the straw sinks the last few inches.

When I mentioned this to the waiter, he said
We're like cable, free refills.

Cherry Coke