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Japan Notes 3 12-17-2003 (1, 2, 3, 4)

Ok, Korea. Unlike Japan, people push and shove, seemingly for no reason. I got so sick of people shoving me aside I got local and threw a shoulder to this guy standing in my way, definitely caught him by surprise. Hey, when in Rome. We found the Korean equivalent to the crazy Akihabara Electric City and it was literally hundreds of stores selling computer equipment, cell phones, even wires. Everyone had their specialty and stuck with it: cell phones, cameras, entire stores filled with nothing but wires and connectors. How do these guys stay in business selling 2-year-old refurbished laptops for 1,500,000 Won? Maybe your little white dog with the ears dyed pink isn't bringing enough good luck your way. Hello Best Buy.

This was our first serious business expedition on the trip, and we started by meeting a bunch of Korean guys for dinner. We ate at a traditional place where you take off your shoes and sit on the floor. But there's no table. At least not until you order. Then they make the food, set the table, load it up with about 25 different dishes and bring the entire thing out to your area of the floor. It works pretty well, except when they kick over all the water glasses as they swoop that giant thing in. And we did hear a few loud crashes from the other side of the restaurant, but they were covered up by the girls on stage and their floor show (well not that kind), lots of pink costumes, dancing around with fans, 12-tone harp playing.

Back to Tokyo. If you're japanese and drunk you might as well have a sign over your head saying, "I am completely hammered on sake" cause you're red-faced, bleary-eyed and stumbling around the train station. You can walk through Ebisu and play "that guy's smashed, that chick's wasted" with incredible obvious accuracy. Since a lot of these guys work until all hours of the night, they tend to miss the last train and I guess stumble into those capsule motels to do it all again tomorrow.

Last night I did some laundry in a public bath house (no not that kind). It's a place where you pay 400Y and go jump around the hot and cold baths with all your friends. Everyone has their little wooden locker and is hanging around naked all over the place. After dumping about 20 bucks worth of coins into the washing machines I met these kids doing a photo shoot in a tunnel around the corner. There's a designer, a photographer, hair and make-up and lighting. They brought a bunch of colored gels and taped them over the tunnel lights. Then they set up and shot pictures of model guy in some kind of native american kimono gear. I learned how to say nihongo choto dake dekimasu, which isn't really true because I don't speak even a really little bit of japanese but it definitely loosens them up, especially after I Gets them and bust out the flying pigs phrase. Then they realize that all that english they've been studying since age two really does work on americans and get all excited when they hear you know some kids in san francisco that make clothes too. Ooh, can I get your email? Are you famous? Yeah, I'm Zack Posen here to check out the tokyo underground fashion scene and get some new ideas for the fall line.

Apparently there's an ultra-polite form of japanese called Keigo and it's used all the time in business meetings. But here's the thing. If you learn a little bit as a foreigner you're in because everyone really appreciates the effort. But learn too much and then they're thinking you know what you're doing, so screw up at your own peril. My favorite is this american guy we met at dc's who speaks Keigo better than the japanese. He says they really hate it when you correct them, but it's so fun he can't resist. Seems only fair considering they've taken just about every american electronic invention and improved it.

Shinkansen == badass. Seriously the bullet train is broadband for humans. Cranked up to 300km/hr straight out the gates of Tokyo, none of this putzing around waiting for the smooth tracks like in Europe. Looking down out the window at the return tracks there's a wear path just a few centimeters wide of metal polished like your grandmother's fine silver. The thing floats along on dainty little wheels but is so muscular it silently rips through the countryside so fast the oxen don't notice. When two trains pass it's like a controlled pressure wave of 180mph cotton balls brushing each other.

So we're all prepared in our business suits, neatly wrapped little box of san francisco trolley car chocolates as a gift, business cards at the ready and we walk into a japanese business meeting to be greeted by a woman in an untucked button-down shirt and jeans. Uh, did your culture take the last shinkansen out of tokyo? Oh I see, you're just playing it cool.

We checked into the gorgeous Hotel Granvia right in the main train station in Kyoto. First thing I saw was they have a pool and a gym, so I go down there looking to get in a good workout. Ok, I know the dumbbells will be in KG so I look through the rack, 2, 3, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10KG which is only 22lbs. Well, I never thought I'd be the bad mofo in the joint, but I wound up lifting the 5s and 10s together. The little gym caretaker guy was definitely freaked out, skinny little punk that he is. Then I did a nice bike workout, swim, hot tub, and sauna. Definitely nice to untangle some of those aching muscles that have been dragging suitcases up and down subway steps all day. One nicety in the locker room was a set of q-tips that have cotton on one end and a little scraper on the other - perfect for going deep and cleaning out some brain that's dripped down there.

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