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Japan Notes 4 12-21-2003 (1, 2, 3, 4)

We ate lunch with the illustrious Kyoto University professor Chihiro Suematsu who is helping us devise a strategy to bring PocketLogin to the Japanese market. Lunch was in a buddhist shrine in Kyoto, where you place your shoes in a shopping bag at the door and eat on the mat-covered floor at a little table by the garden. Kyoto is known for Tofu, but here 'f' is pronounced like 'h' so it's actually "ToHu". They serve it by placing a pot of red hot coals on the table in a ceramic jar with an iron pot on top with broth and tofu inside. Yummy with little sauces, vegetables and rice, a little sesame gelatin cube and some green tea. After lunch we strolled around the many temples on the hillside.

Later in the day we met up with our new friend and guide Akiko. Aki lives in Osaka but came to meet us and show us around Kyoto. A major shopping expedition where much was accomplished, including an item about which I am extremely excited. Yes, ladies and gentlemen I now own my very own Japanese electronic, automatic, seat heating, water spraying toilet! Or, washlet to be more precise. Hope I can wade through all that Kanji and figure out how to hook it up at home. Not going to be much fun schlepping it on all the trains and through the city, but I'll thank myself every time I...well, you get the picture.

An hour in a stunning japanese zen garden is the most serene yet dynamic meditative exploration of an exquisitely untramelled sculpted landscape. There's a magic energy, as the clouds float off the ocean and over the tree-covered mountain. The Kyoto day began muted and autumnal with blustering winds carrying little helicopter seeds across the neatly raked gravel garden floor. Every so often the bamboo water collector would fill up, then tip over, empty out, and slap back against the rock with a startling pong sound. To remind you of the silence Suematsu-san said to us. He, Chris and I sat cross-legged on the edge of the garden deep in thought as the clouds like little tetris pieces assembled on the far side against the hill. And as if it were time for spring, the clouds ceased to arrive from their ocean voyages and soon the sun broke free with warming orangey rays. The glowing garden took on an entirely different aspect and the birds as if on cue began to sing from on high. We walked down the little manicured paths, every inch and speck carefully assembled just so for its aesthetic and philosophical purpose. The path never ends, but turns around in a small cul-de-sac the way my dog Circuit turns around in his crate to enter then leave the room. Little ponds carry carp that hang out languidly in special houses built for them and their purpose. Even the occasional motorcycle revving up the hill in the city serves as a reminder of the closeness of civilization and yet perfect removal of this zen palace.

The cabs in Japan open their doors automatically as they pull up to the curb, the seats are covered with doilies, the driver's on the right side, the flag-drop is Y650, no one speaks english and they take you exactly where you want to go using the most direct route. Didn't I tell you this is opposite world?

Our room in Osaka is the smallest two-person hotel room I've ever seen. There are two twin beds, separated by about 12 inches, a tiny counter with a tv, and not really enough room to put our luggage on the floor and get the door open. The entire bathroom is a pre-built molded plastic unit that was obviously shipped in and hooked up. When standing up straight, Chris' head touches the ceiling in there. The sink is connected to the shower with a hose, and there's a valve to choose whether the water should go to the shower or basin. You basically feel like you're a giant visiting the house of The Littles.

Heading back on the Shinkansen from Osaka to Tokyo and on to the Onsen, it's snowing outside and the snow appears to sweep horizontally through the air. It was a brisk morning in Osaka, but didn't nearly seem cold enough to snow, and less than 15 minutes later we're 50Km into a snowy wonderland, the whole countryside dotted with japanese style rooves carrying several inches of white powder. And every mile we travel, the snow seems to thicken. Holy Shinkansen! We're arriving in Tokyo 35 minutes late!

Ok, Onsen, I have a feeling the experience would be much enhanced if you a) don't miss the express train by 3 minutes after making a crazy mad dash carrying tons of luggage b) don't try to catch up with the express train by taking subways across the city (carrying tons of luggage) c) don't travel at night on snowy train tracks on the slowest trains on earth d) don't get in a taxi, your toilet strapped down in the trunk in a giant blizzard snowing about a meter an hour e) don't negotiate a $90 fee thinking you're getting a good deal when the fare is in fact exactly $90 f) don't book reservations in an onsen at the top of an unplowed steep hill g) don't wear shoes that aren't snow proof or water proof h) don't search for a place for dinner around town trudging through blinding snow and freezing cold. However, if you do go to an Onsen, book one of those gorgeous ones that let you sit in fresh hot springs outside with snow falling. Get really hot and puckered in the steam baths then jump in the snow. Eat some icicles. See how much heat you can tolerate moving from one hot bath to a hotter one to the one that will melt your skin off.

This is my last report from my journeys in the Orient. It's Sunday, December 21 4:10pm on the shortest day of the year, the winter solstice. Yet it will be the longest day of my year since I arrive back in San Francisco Sunday, December 21 at 9am and get to do it all over again. I'll post the final set of pictures after I return. Thanks to everyone for your advice, assistance, japanese tips and tricks, language guidance, gift ideas, photo appreciations, and general friendly reminders of home on the other side of the world. In a nutshell, I leave with the impression I came in with: Japan is weird. Though in my mind it is now in living technicolored detail just how weird, beautiful, busy, funny, fashionable, and richly cultured this country is.

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